Resources for the aspiring millennial messiah within us all
Or, How to Play God for Fun and Profit
| As the waves of preapocalyptic angst grip the American consciousness, the ambitious mountebanks and corporations of the world harvest millions through their shameless exploition of guilt and fear. Is this a priviledge reserved for the few and holy, or can any enterprising pragmatist jump on the millennial bandwagon? Masterminding a doomsday cult produces more than just simple financial benefits - self-styled saviors tap an endless supply of young and nubile flesh, new legions of friends and admirers, instant celebrity, and easy immortality (in name at least). You’ll soon be putting away more money into your retirement fund than the average internet start-up geek and the skills you need are easier to learn than web management. |
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| This is an introductory guide exploring the social dynamics behind cultic groups and how they are typically abused in cult administration. The information herein is only to be taken as rough advice from researchers who have invested large parts of their lives charting the apocalypse. Nothing is guaranteed beyond doubt to work: these ideas should be viewed carefully and in context with your own goals and experiences. There's no one law for both the lion and the ox, nor one ideology which will bring the entire species to your knees. |
WHY DO PEOPLE JOIN CULTS?
CULTS AND SEX
ISOLATING YOUR CULT FROM SOCIETY
ESTABLISHING UNQUESTIONABLE AUTHORITY
USING PROPHECY
MAINTAINING CONTROL
DEALING WITH INTERNAL PROBLEMS
DEALING WITH EXTERNAL PROBLEMS
CONCLUSION
Who we are and why we do what we do